There is a 'principle' of the universe called gravity.I put a door ding on that Suburban and my Corolla which has door edge guards wasn't damaged.
There is another 'principle' of the universe called, 'you reap what you sow'.
The person that parked intentionally too close to you may or may not have learned anything.
You may or may not learn anything.
Not being an ash.
Believe me, there are things in my life that I pray for crop failure. Way more than a door ding or inconvenience.