My friend used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. It was a rough couple of years but he turned himself around…
Similar:Two scientists walk into a bar, the first asked for an H2O, the second says I'll have an H2O too. The second scientist died.
A variation of the same joke.
Two scientists walk into a bar, the first asks for an H2O, the second says I'll have a water too. The second scientist asks the first why he felt the need to over complicate ordering a water by saying H2O instead of just saying water. The first scientist stared angrily at his water knowing that his assassination attempt has failed.
A baby seal walked into a club....
Sorry, not getting it. Please explain.Here's a real oldie. Along with a lot of other classic folklore, my father learned it from his grandfather, who remembered the Civil War.
What's the shortest poem?
FLEAS
Adam
had 'em.