Say something nice about this car

When some idiot in a Cadillac coming down an entrance ramp right beside you think you're going to move over while you're driving it, you can just stay in your lane and look at them and say come on over let's swap paint.
 
Maybe we've all underestimated the quality of Fiat engineering for all these years?
A made in USSR Fiat?
What could possibly go wrong?
In the case of this old relic, apparently nothing.
 
Unlikely to be stolen.

No need to worry about door dings at parking lots.

When picking up hookers, they probably offer a discount rate.

Car was scratches don't really matter.

People know that you are humble, not an arrogant selfish pri..k
 
You don't have to worry about it getting a dent. If someone hits it, take the insurance money and put it in your wallet
 
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