Originally Posted By: pandus13
CONGRATS!
Welcome WILLOW!
We are a really crazy but educative bunch.
We like to but our heads about what oil,when oil, where oil, snake oil and synlube oil.
Also what brand, where brand and my never let my cousin down brand. Also the brands we can't get here
So in the end remember:
Girls are pink, Boys are blue, but a cute girl will look good in any color.
Tooth Fairy has a teething problem, so you may see her in a little bitty while of at least 1/2 year (did they teach you fractions in pre-baby school?)
Mommy and Daddy have an obsession about your cute underwear be clean and them having illusions of being able to sleep. They have no idea so please educate them!
Also baths are gross... You need to re-decorate by splashing.
In the future remember the walls will look better with multi-color food on them.
Also, sleeping is not possible under any circumstance in a baby bed, the best is getting Daddy to travel around with a car.
So your next solemn task is for you to have more wheels than Daddy. I hear true Baby strollers come with 6 and/or 8 wheels.
And tell the parents to keep your nails short and away from your face.
Now good luck and make sure they(parents) really learn "baby". Monkey language is accepted too!
P.S. if you tell Mom the sound "Mah" each time she's around, I hear there's extra threats available
Haha! Thank you for this, wife and I really enjoyed it. I will be driving her around a bunch in the prius and will continue to convince you on a prius V