New Game: You are in charge of oil. For everyone.

[ATex7239]

0W8… Let them eat cake.

 

[JavierH19]

maxima ps0. world's going to hell anyway.

 

[earlyre]

Canola...someone's gotta get us off this "Dino Juice"....

 

[BHopkins]

I'm with @GON, @palmerwmd, @4WD, and @RedSpider.

A Euro spec'd 0W-40 would be my great command.

 

[Pablo]

That makes me VP of dealing.

Easy baby, get in line. Amsoil SS 0W-30,

The power would go to my head......

 

[Klutch9]

Whatever AutoZone is clearing out at the end of year for $1 a quart. I know I broke the rule of "choose one oil that will be the only product available for all roadgoing vehicles. No variations, no different weights. " but someone has to get out fiscal house in order.

In all seriousness, I suppose any 0w40 would be my selection as oil czar......

This is the only appropriate response. Please lock the thread now haha.

 

[SubieRubyRoo]

Thanks for ruining my engine! Do I get a free engine from your governance o Supreme Ruler?

Nope, the funds were given to those who’ve never paid a cent in taxes.

 

[spasm3]

0W-40 M1 or HPL .

 

[Skippy722]

HPL Supercar 0w40 for all!

 

[LongTime_Lurker]

D as in don't pour any other type of oil into your engine besides Chevron Delo.
E as in everybody must use Chevron Delo 10w-30.
L as in look over there it's a rebate for Chevron Delo!
O as in oh my goodness I was just fined for mixing an oil additive with Chevron Delo...

 

[RDY4WAR]

High Performance Lubricants PCMO Premium Plus 0W-40.

 

[Pablo]

If the natives get restless and grease my palms just right I can possibly find some SS 0W-40.

 

[Nick1994]

I’m on board with the Mobil 1 0w40 folks

 

[Chris142]

I'll start: Castrol GTX Full Syn 0W20. I think that this would be usable by most vehicles on the road and is reasonably economical. Apologies to long-haul truckers.

Are we talking about diesels too? Are diesels allowed?

 

[Chris142]

5w-40 diesel spec like rotella.

 

[medunko]

5w30 ss amsoil gasoline and 5w40 C3 in diesel cars.

 

[FranklinJL]

Redline 0w40. It stout enough that diesels can run it

 

[TomYoung]

If the natives get restless and grease my palms just right I can possibly find some SS 0W-40.

A black market emerges!

 

[Sam_Julier]

HPL No VII 5W30 Euro for the win!

 

[alarmguy]

Anything 5w30 in our Mazda and Chevy SUV SN/SP
Low price wins as long as it is Dexos