I was born too late.
We used to have a Pep Boys-ish store, VIP, that sold this [censored] at the turn of the millenium. Granny knobs for the steering wheel. An electronic horn that plays "Dixie" and "La Cucaracha" and 48 other songs on a stupid little chicklet keyboard. Air horns that also played Dixie through some elaborate air manifold if you were a real baller. Strobe lights you could drill into your turn signal housings to play cop. 3-million candlepower spot lights. Naked lady/ Yosemite Sam mudflaps. Glass Pack mufflers with Woody Woodpecker on 'em. Purple neon license frames. Hula girls for the dashboard. Purple window tint with 40 free bubbles in every roll. Stickers with Calvin peeing. Bug deflectors for the hood, rain deflectors for windows of the smoker's Chrysler Cirrus.
Then they decided to sell the parts side to O-Reillys. Most stores have a parts guy who actually knows a little. The only stupid thing they sell now are those chrome letters so you can write "Diesel" on the back of your prius.
Now we're all amused by apps on the cellphone. As dumb as all this stuff was I'm still fond of it.
We used to have a Pep Boys-ish store, VIP, that sold this [censored] at the turn of the millenium. Granny knobs for the steering wheel. An electronic horn that plays "Dixie" and "La Cucaracha" and 48 other songs on a stupid little chicklet keyboard. Air horns that also played Dixie through some elaborate air manifold if you were a real baller. Strobe lights you could drill into your turn signal housings to play cop. 3-million candlepower spot lights. Naked lady/ Yosemite Sam mudflaps. Glass Pack mufflers with Woody Woodpecker on 'em. Purple neon license frames. Hula girls for the dashboard. Purple window tint with 40 free bubbles in every roll. Stickers with Calvin peeing. Bug deflectors for the hood, rain deflectors for windows of the smoker's Chrysler Cirrus.
Then they decided to sell the parts side to O-Reillys. Most stores have a parts guy who actually knows a little. The only stupid thing they sell now are those chrome letters so you can write "Diesel" on the back of your prius.
Now we're all amused by apps on the cellphone. As dumb as all this stuff was I'm still fond of it.