How about some Chuck Norris facts?

[LoneRanger]

I'll go first.


Chuck Norris isn't doing push-ups. He's bench pressing the planet.

 

[gman2304]

Chuck Norris will be 80 on March 10th!

 

[skyactiv]

Chuck Norris was measured at 5'8.5" according to the USAF.

 

[Trav]

When you see all the cars leaving Florida because of a hurricane the one car going the other way is Chuck going on vacation.

 

[jayjr1105]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[Jackson_Slugger]

He'll hit you with so many lefts you'll be begging for a right...

 

[02SE]

Behind Chucks beard, is another fist.

 

[Kira]

Chuck Norris' voice was perfect for the Cordell Walker, {Walker, Texas Ranger} character.

 

[4WD]

Originally Posted by 02SE
Behind Chucks beard, is another fist.


And another beard and ...

 

[cjcride]

Could he keep Royce Gracie at bay?

 

[krismoriah72]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.

 

[MrHorspwer]

Aaron Rodgers can throw a football 90 yards.

Chuck Norris can throw Aaron Rodgers 90 yards.

 

[Bud_One]

Originally Posted by krismoriah72


Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.

 

[cjcride]

Originally Posted by krismoriah72
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

LOL

 

[OilReport99]

Chuck Norris can do an oil change...with the engine running.

 

[LoneRanger]

Originally Posted by OilReport99
Chuck Norris can do an oil change...with the engine running.


That's a new one and perfect fit for this board, LoL !!!

 

[Bjornviken]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take [censored] from anybody.

 

[DBMaster]

The Boogie Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris before going to sleep.

 

[OilReport99]

Chuck Norris Add Pack:

Molybdenum...... 0 ppm
Zinc.................... 0 ppm
Phosphorus....... 0 ppm
Titanium............. 0 ppm
Tungsten............ 0 ppm
...

Brass.................. 5000 ppm

 

[UncleDave]

America is not a federal republic, it's a Chucktatorship.