How about some Chuck Norris facts?

When you see all the cars leaving Florida because of a hurricane the one car going the other way is Chuck going on vacation.
 
Originally Posted by 02SE
Behind Chucks beard, is another fist.


And another beard and ...
 
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
 
Originally Posted by krismoriah72


Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.



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Originally Posted by OilReport99
Chuck Norris can do an oil change...with the engine running.


That's a new one and perfect fit for this board, LoL !!!
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Chuck Norris Add Pack:

Molybdenum...... 0 ppm
Zinc.................... 0 ppm
Phosphorus....... 0 ppm
Titanium............. 0 ppm
Tungsten............ 0 ppm
...

Brass.................. 5000 ppm
 
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