Inked Joined Feb 3, 2007 Messages 1,019 Location Pennsylvania Aug 12, 2022 #61 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Inked Joined Feb 3, 2007 Messages 1,019 Location Pennsylvania Aug 12, 2022 #62 Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. So, he took it back the next day for a refund.
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. So, he took it back the next day for a refund.
eljefino Joined Jun 15, 2003 Messages 40,479 Location ME Aug 12, 2022 #63 Chuck Norris didn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
vavavroom Joined Oct 31, 2017 Messages 10,653 Location California Aug 12, 2022 #64 Chuck Norris is 82 years old. He can still tie his shoes with his feet.
G GMFan Joined Dec 26, 2007 Messages 2,537 Location NC Aug 13, 2022 #65 Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called the Islands. Some people sleep with a gun under their pillow. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called the Islands. Some people sleep with a gun under their pillow. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
UncleDave $100 Site Donor 2024 Joined Jun 2, 2014 Messages 10,153 Location Ca. Nov 9, 2022 #69 Chuck Norris's chief export is pain.
S Stonemason Jason Joined Jun 25, 2021 Messages 189 Nov 9, 2022 #70 Chuck Norris once karate chopped a brick into using a jackhammer
spasm3 Joined May 30, 2010 Messages 16,781 Location North Carolina Nov 9, 2022 #72 Inked said: View attachment 125373 Click to expand... And a sandwich!
S Snagglefoot Joined Dec 31, 2017 Messages 15,341 Location SE British Columbia, Canada Nov 9, 2022 #73 Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.
PimTac Joined Mar 4, 2017 Messages 27,240 Location 🎋🐚🌾 Nov 14, 2022 #74 Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.