How about some Chuck Norris facts?

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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars;
that's why there are no signs of life.

 

[Inked]

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his
parachute failed to open. So, he took it
back the next day for a refund.

 

[eljefino]

Chuck Norris didn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

 

[vavavroom]

Chuck Norris is 82 years old. He can still tie his shoes with his feet.

 

[GMFan]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called the Islands.

Some people sleep with a gun under their pillow. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.

 

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[UncleDave]

Chuck Norris's chief export is pain.

 

[Stonemason Jason]

Chuck Norris once karate chopped a brick into using a jackhammer

 

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And a sandwich!

 

[Snagglefoot]

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.

 

[PimTac]

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.

He waits.