Yesterday I got behind a woman with only three items, decorated Christmas boxes to put gifts in. I thought this will be fast, gloating to myself that I picked the quickest line, smug in my exceptional ability to read customers and their basket items, using my Jedi mind control, smirking at all the amateurs standing in the other line.
So this woman places the three boxes on the counter, and proceeds to take out at least twenty small animal toys from each box! Almost wore out the scanner!
Talk about a Trojan horse, she really faked me out, such deception, pure smoke and mirrors!
Oh well, it's the holidays.