This guy isn't exactly a scientist he called the no VII HPL Engine Oil, no 7... But he has tried a plethora of chemicals and mechanical changes to his old Corolla to stop Engine Oil Consumption.
This is not meant to be advice, rather entertainment. If this guy is banned like PF as well, apologies in advance, and remove the post. Otherwise maybe a few people will be entertained, as I was.
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Part 2 is above and the conclusion to part 1 which is below.