Not the greatest pic but it'll do, this is the first night I brought my new car home. It makes me look shorter than I really am because my sister held the camera sideways:
I'll grow a beard only if I go bald. Hopefully, I can let the beard then grow long and comb over. Should I, by chance -- not by effort, ever ascend to level of (evil?) Overlord, I just may grow a mustache that I can twirl with the fingers of one hand while stroking my cat with the other hand -- all while listening to Wagner in my egg chair.