I'm using a Fram...
"Oh my God, you'll blow up your engine!"
Ok, I switched to an STP E-Core...
"Oh my God, you'll blow up your engine!"
Fine, I put a Purolator on this time.
"Oh, my God! You'll blow up your engine!"
Nevermind, I'll just take it to Jiffy Lube...
And...
You should change your oil every 3000 miles to protect the warranty, then immediately switch to a 15000 mile OCI once the warranty is up. Only a reckless wasteful moron would argue with this plan.