I don't care if the gal's next piece is a recipe or how to cultivate marijuana in a window box.
This reminded me of a parody of RD that I read many years ago, it included a recipe for "mock" apple pie.
The recipe was to find a friend who could bake and tell them things like, "I heard your apple pies stink" and "I'll bet you can't bake an apple pie to save your life".
They would eventually make you a nice apple pie to get you to shut up.
I know this is apropos of nothing, but it still makes me chuckle after all this time.