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MR PUTIN TAKES A QUESTION #4781756
06/08/18 09:45 PM
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KeithS_NW_Ohio Offline OP
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Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, visits a university in Moscow to have a chat with the students.
He talks to them about how powerful a nation Russia is and how he wants the best for all the people.
At the end of the talk there is a section for questions.

Sasha puts her hand up and says:

"I have two questions. Why did the Russians take Crimea ? and why are we sending troops to the Ukraine?”
Putin says: "Good question".
But just as he is about to answer, the bell goes, and the students go to lunch.

When they come back, they sit back down and there is room for some more questions, another girl, Misha, puts her hand up and says:

"I have four questions”
"My Questions are:
Why did the Russians invade Crimea ?
Why are we sending troops to the Ukraine ?
Why did the lunch bell go 20 minutes early?
And where is Sasha?".


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Re: MR PUTIN TAKES A QUESTION [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4781777
06/08/18 10:17 PM
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Where the wind comes sweepin'
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Low effort joke

Re: MR PUTIN TAKES A QUESTION [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4781781
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Question authority and the authorities will question you.

Re: MR PUTIN TAKES A QUESTION [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4781794
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I liked it

Re: MR PUTIN TAKES A QUESTION [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4781797
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The Russians themselves tell a joke about Lubyanka Prison (KGB/FSB HQ) in Moscow which is 7-8 stories high maybe. But, the story goes, it's the tallest building in Russia because "from basement you can see Siberia".

Re: MR PUTIN TAKES A QUESTION [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4781806
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Good one. Russian approved lol


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