I was only seeing if you had any paper.
Ugh.....I had a big dump coming and I had to spread 'em wide...
Is that a gun poking into my stall or are you glad to see me?
Dude, can I join you? I gotta take a big one....
Public restrooms
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I was only seeing if you had any paper.
Ugh.....I had a big dump coming and I had to spread 'em wide...
Is that a gun poking into my stall or are you glad to see me?
Dude, can I join you? I gotta take a big one....
I was a janitor for couple of years while on my way to becoming an engineer. Trust your wife, she speaks the truth.
On his last night on the job, a guy I worked with filled the sanitary napkin dispenser in the women's restroom with Hershey bars. The mind boggles.
Groucho, you have that all wrong....
Not that that's not disgusting, but why was he arrested for allegedly making a hand signal? Is that against the law these days?
Of course, I've seen people here get arrested for making a different hand signal to the cops.
Of course, I've seen people here get arrested for making a different hand signal to the cops.
I can attest to that. In the summer of 1987, I was assigned to a detail in the Army at Fort Irwin, CA The detail consisted of cleaning the mens and womens latrines/showers at the "holding area" where the troops camped at for the first day or two prior to deploying to the desert. Each restroom had 50+ toilets.
The mens rest rooms were acceptable and not terribly difficult to clean. However, many of the womens toilets were clogged with jelly rolls. Moreover, jelly rolls were left on the floor. Yuck. I haven't eaten a jelly roll or jelly donut since. Moreover the odor that permeated the area was horrendous. It smelled like a combination of a fish factory, limburger cheese, and dead animal.
Public toilets are bad enough.
I really hate it when you have to retrieve a key to get in.
My fave gas station started this practise and I complained bitterly to the clerk whilst she proceeded to handle the key and wrap a donut to go, for a customer (NOT ME). If I am desperate enough to ask for a key, I return it wrapped in paper.
What's with the doors you push to get in and pull to get out? Dumb.
I really hate it when you have to retrieve a key to get in.
My fave gas station started this practise and I complained bitterly to the clerk whilst she proceeded to handle the key and wrap a donut to go, for a customer (NOT ME). If I am desperate enough to ask for a key, I return it wrapped in paper.
What's with the doors you push to get in and pull to get out? Dumb.
And now you're both sanitation engineers?
I'm still wondering about this. Normally I'd leap with glee when a Big Boy gets busted, but I do wonder about busting someone before they actually do anything. Did he really solicit something, or did the cop assume he did?
Perverted old Senators and such are bad, but I also fear people being accused and considered guilty before they are proven to be.
I guess it goes deeper than that, so to speak. Search around a bit.... he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct. No sexual contact is alleged to have taken place, the cop who arrested the dude said the senator moved his foot to touch the officer's foot while they sat in next door stalls. (ewww) Hmm.....was it just a wide spread?
See if someone has posted the police report.
See if someone has posted the police report.
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What am I? A public restroom expert? But yeah, I recommend not touching door handles but elbowing or karate-kicking your way into the restroom. Never get too close to a urinal, because your shirt, pants or worse might touch the urinal and you'll have to cremate them! Do your business from a safe distance. Be a sniper. If your old guns strays a little, make sure you don't soak anybody's shoes. Beware of auto-flush urinals that cause nasty backsplash. The best method is avoiding public restrooms altogether and finding a nifty roadside shrub.
Considering that most of us have been housebroken by other mothers who wiped our behinds for some time, I could understand if women were generally less squeamish when it comes to bodily waste.
By the way, I find it amusing, interesting and just a tad unsettling that so many guys here know first-hand how clean or dirty women's restrooms are. Make sure you don't get caught.
Ask her how she knows what mens restrooms look like.
'nuff said :snicker:
Nothing finer than squating in the woods..........
Unless you fall backwards.
Oooooohhh-kay. Nice. No one's going to the woodshed (or outhouse) on this one, but it's time to for me to flush this thread...
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