Angela Merkel decides to go on holiday to Poland. She gets to the border and the border patrol person doesn't recognize her. The conversation goes thusly...
Border Patrol: "Name?"
"Angela Merkel."
Border Patrol: "Country of origin?"
"Germany"
Border Patrol: "Occupation?"
"No, just sightseeing this time."
Border Patrol: "Name?"
"Angela Merkel."
Border Patrol: "Country of origin?"
"Germany"
Border Patrol: "Occupation?"
"No, just sightseeing this time."