SIGNS THAT YOU ARE OVER THE HILL:
-You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
-You keep repeating yourself.
-Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.
-You tune into the easy listening station...on purpose.
-You keep repeating yourself.
-You start video taping daytime game shows.
-You wonder why you waited so long to take up macrame.
-Your insurance company has started sending you their free
calendar...a month at a time.
-At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
-Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
-When you do the "Hokey Pokey" you put your left hip out..and it stays out.
-One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle.
-Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
-You keep repeating yourself.
-It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
-You discover the words, "whippersnapper," "scalawag," and "by- cracky" creeping into your vocabulary.
-You're on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker.
-You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
-You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
-You look both ways before crossing a room.
-You keep repeating yourself.
-You make a point of knowing where the nearest bathroom is.
-You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
-You go to a garden party and you're mainly interested in the garden.
-You keep repeating yourself.
-You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
-You keep repeating yourself.
-Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.
-You tune into the easy listening station...on purpose.
-You keep repeating yourself.
-You start video taping daytime game shows.
-You wonder why you waited so long to take up macrame.
-Your insurance company has started sending you their free
calendar...a month at a time.
-At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
-Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
-When you do the "Hokey Pokey" you put your left hip out..and it stays out.
-One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle.
-Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
-You keep repeating yourself.
-It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
-You discover the words, "whippersnapper," "scalawag," and "by- cracky" creeping into your vocabulary.
-You're on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker.
-You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
-You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
-You look both ways before crossing a room.
-You keep repeating yourself.
-You make a point of knowing where the nearest bathroom is.
-You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
-You go to a garden party and you're mainly interested in the garden.
-You keep repeating yourself.
