First off, it is Noack, not NOACK. And it is Mobil, not Mobile. After that, the Noack measurement is not done after three hours it is done after an hour. So his numbers are bogus.
The most important thing however is that the oil you list is the wrong specification. It should be Mobil 1 ESP 5W-30 which carries the following Mercedes-Benz approvals:
MB-Approval 229.31
MB-Approval 229.51
MB-Approval 229.52
This oil is a completely different oil than what you list and has an HTHS of 3.5. So "it sounds like Mobile 1 is one to avoid" is based on a false premise like much of your post.
Once you start from there you will have a better chance of getting suggestions for a specific oil choice.
The most important thing however is that the oil you list is the wrong specification. It should be Mobil 1 ESP 5W-30 which carries the following Mercedes-Benz approvals:
MB-Approval 229.31
MB-Approval 229.51
MB-Approval 229.52
This oil is a completely different oil than what you list and has an HTHS of 3.5. So "it sounds like Mobile 1 is one to avoid" is based on a false premise like much of your post.
Once you start from there you will have a better chance of getting suggestions for a specific oil choice.