Don't marry a beautiful woman. They may leave you.
Of course, an ugly woman may leave you too. But who cares?
Of course, an ugly woman may leave you too. But who cares?
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I always thought that would be a self esteem issue.
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Originally Posted By: Pablo
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Don't marry a beautiful woman. They may leave you.
Of course, an ugly woman may leave you too. But who cares?
There's a song about that...
Don't marry a beautiful woman. They may leave you.
Of course, an ugly woman may leave you too. But who cares?
There's a song about that...
Yup. I think it was Robbie Rose "Always Marry an Ugly Girl"
Always marry an ugly girl, they're the only kind. They wont ever leave you, and if they do, you wont mind....
to keep your wife use ear plugs.
dont for get YOU marred UP
Advice: dont do it. I see more unhappy married couples than I do happy couples. I recently witnessed 2 guys I worked with make it to retirement age, retire, then their wives of less than 10 years end up with half of everything they worked their whole life for. If I had worked 50 years of my life only to have a short term woman take half of everything i worked for, I would use the other half to hire a hitman.
Not always the womans fault....but in most cases I witness, it is the woman caught being unfaithful
Not always the womans fault....but in most cases I witness, it is the woman caught being unfaithful
With the women being unfaithful, they wouldn't get half of what you own. No?? Maybe not even a penny. At least that's what I'd like to think.
The "funny" part (this is the humor section) is the courts don't care about marital fidelity. Someone can cheat and still get 1/2 of the marital assets.
However, if you keep good records, they only get 1/2 of any increase in assets.
My ex-wife was unfaithful, and she got 1/2. But only 1/2 of what was added to my 401(k) the cars, home, etc since we married. Everything I had before the marriage automatically came off the table during the division of assets.
Now isn't that funny?
However, if you keep good records, they only get 1/2 of any increase in assets.
My ex-wife was unfaithful, and she got 1/2. But only 1/2 of what was added to my 401(k) the cars, home, etc since we married. Everything I had before the marriage automatically came off the table during the division of assets.
Now isn't that funny?
Yes, sad but funny.
That's probably the reason why women are so eagerly getting married.
That's probably the reason why women are so eagerly getting married.
married 1974 divorced 2007. i still get along with here, for 5 minuets
Make an Ugly Woman your Wife - Jimmy Soul
Pretty darn accurate song.
Pretty darn accurate song.
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Originally Posted By: hooligan24
Advice: dont do it. I see more unhappy married couples than I do happy couples. I recently witnessed 2 guys I worked with make it to retirement age, retire, then their wives of less than 10 years end up with half of everything they worked their whole life for. If I had worked 50 years of my life only to have a short term woman take half of everything i worked for, I would use the other half to hire a hitman.
Not always the womans fault....but in most cases I witness, it is the woman caught being unfaithful
It's things like this that makes me wonder if I ever should get married.Which brings up my next question. Can a guy stay with a guy and never marry her? There is a word that describes this type of couple but I forgot what it was.
Advice: dont do it. I see more unhappy married couples than I do happy couples. I recently witnessed 2 guys I worked with make it to retirement age, retire, then their wives of less than 10 years end up with half of everything they worked their whole life for. If I had worked 50 years of my life only to have a short term woman take half of everything i worked for, I would use the other half to hire a hitman.
Not always the womans fault....but in most cases I witness, it is the woman caught being unfaithful
It's things like this that makes me wonder if I ever should get married.Which brings up my next question. Can a guy stay with a guy and never marry her? There is a word that describes this type of couple but I forgot what it was.
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