how about some funny names?

[JHZR2]

Anyone ever make a list of funny names that can be had from everyday words?

Things like:
Poly Nomial
Tele Gram
Gerry Actric
Sally U. Tations

etc., etc.

We had quite a laugh the other day trying to come up with these.

What have you got???

 

[blackcherry06]

Ida Slapter
Mary Goround
Amanda Huggenkiss
Virginia Hamm

 

[drivewaytech]

The husband of one of my high school teachers name was **** Skinner.

 

[XS650]

Originally Posted By: drivewaytech
The husband of one of my high school teachers name was **** Skinner.


I worked with a guy named **** Palmer

 

[moribundman]

For one or another reason, sports personalities seem to often have dubious names:

Randy Johnson
**** Trickle
Otto Pfister
Rusty Kuntz
**** Butkus
Chubby Cox

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

Ida Hoe
Rhoda **** (yes, it's a real name, don't censor this post)

 

[MrCritical]

As kids, we would call the zoo and ask them to page Al E. Gater.

 

[JHZR2]

hahahaha! So many good ones that we never thought of!

 

[tigrpal]

I knew a girl named Crystal Chandelier.

Remember the kids who were born July 20, 1969 named Lunar Module?

 

[simple_gifts]

http://www.cartalk.com/content/about/credits/credits.html

Food taster: Howard M Burgers
Exhaust manifold specialist: Manny Burns.

 

[ethangsmith]

There is a guy up in Lebanon County (PA) that is running for public office and his name is Tom A Hawk. No joke. Saw signs all over the place up there today.

 

[Saturn_Fan]

 

[-Clayton-]

Sharon Peters

 

[alreadygone]

Some guy out west legally changed his name to Pro Life, and is now running for public office.

 

[alreadygone]

Oh yea, don't forget


Harry Balzitch

 

[deven]

Had a Cambodian customer whose name was Nim Pho(male)

 

[n8wvi]

I went to high school with a Rusty Steele, and his cousin Candy Sweet. Seriously...

Dave

 

[XS650]

Originally Posted By: simple_gifts
http://www.cartalk.com/content/about/credits/credits.html

Food taster: Howard M Burgers
Exhaust manifold specialist: Manny Burns.


The credits are the best part of the show, my favorites

Russian Chauffeur: Picov Andropov
Seat Cushion Tester: Mike Easter
Head of Working Mother Support Group: Erasmus B. Dragon

And a real one

Ima Hogg

And a not real one

Jack Meoff

 

[XS650]

I went through Air Force tech school with a guy from Lubbock named **** Sweat.

 

[simple_gifts]

A coworker went through the Navy with a guy named "Sample." The grade of "Seaman" was particularly difficult for him; I'm not sure why he didn't see that coming....