GearHeadTool thought all his cars problems could be solved by flushing all the fluids and getting the ATF level just right, within tablespoons.
He had the attention span of a goldfish, kept getting banned and returning. Kept winding up in jail, too.
Moribundman was the grammar and continuity nazi.
There was someone from Chicago who didn't drive drunk, ever, but often drove "tipsy". QWERTY?