Funny or odd safety signs at work or other places

[Errtt]

At work, the janitor once placed a framed sign above the urinal:
"We please to aim
Can you please aim"

The sign, floor, urinal and wall got way more messy so the sign came down.

 

[beanoil]

Just a reminder to the technician that the bag the part comes in should not be used on babies or the technician himself, especially in the customers office where the machine is located!

 

[George Bynum]

I found this one in a local business and find it quite funny ...

 

[berniedd]

Here's one I saw above the urinal in a funeral home:

"Move closer to the urinal.
It's shorter than you think."

 

[CR94]

Originally Posted By: Errtt
At work, the janitor once placed a framed sign above the urinal:
"We please to aim
Can you please aim"

The sign, floor, urinal and wall got way more messy so the sign came down.
I saw that phrased better (on a single woman's bathroom above the toilet):

"We aim to please.
You aim too, please!"

 

[Silk]

I have a radiation warning sign at work. Well, it's funny in Nuclear Free New Zealand.

 

[guysham11]

I don't think they would still be called safety signs if such signs forms something that has a meaning — let's say something we would wish that would happen last — and is interpreted by someone that way, what could be worse, right?