Sometimes when you meet a female and go out for the first time, it seems more like a job interview than a date.
Anybody understand females?
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She knows where you work and can get you flowers. She can find you.
My digital answering machine takes a 9v battery but I'm too lazy to keep it good. If I lose power it defaults to a generic "Please record after the message."
Don't sweat it.
My digital answering machine takes a 9v battery but I'm too lazy to keep it good. If I lose power it defaults to a generic "Please record after the message."
Don't sweat it.
She saw you, she was interested.
She met you in person, she saw and heard.
She CHANGED HER MIND.
What are your intentions? You sound like a backed up pecker with a fish hook scar.
Did you pass her income probe?
Stop rushing, give her a week so she has time to talk to all her girlfriends about you.
If you just want to get wet, call an escort service, it's cheaper.
She met you in person, she saw and heard.
She CHANGED HER MIND.
What are your intentions? You sound like a backed up pecker with a fish hook scar.
Did you pass her income probe?
Stop rushing, give her a week so she has time to talk to all her girlfriends about you.
If you just want to get wet, call an escort service, it's cheaper.
Man you guys are harsh! she was cute/good looking for 37 yrs old. Very rare to find one my age that 1/2 good looking here. Most have Meth mouth or 6 kids by 5 guys and 2 are in jail.
I have always been hated by females. I have 2 female friends but they ummmm..........I'm not there type.......No guy is.
I just don't understand what happened. She sent her friend and I'm sure the friend told her what I looked like up close so that shouldn't be a suprize.
I didn't stare at her chest during dinner either.
I have always been hated by females. I have 2 female friends but they ummmm..........I'm not there type.......No guy is.
I just don't understand what happened. She sent her friend and I'm sure the friend told her what I looked like up close so that shouldn't be a suprize.
I didn't stare at her chest during dinner either.
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I didn't stare at her chest during dinner either.
You definitely want to wait at least until after dessert.
PS: Did you show her your truck?
People still have answering machines? I thought it was all cellphones nowadays? I've set up dates via text messages only.
Also its much easier to converse after a couple drinks - maybe start at the bar next time
Also its much easier to converse after a couple drinks - maybe start at the bar next time
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Also its much easier to converse after a couple drinks - maybe start at the bar next time
I agree. Alcohol is a necessary social lubricant. Anyone belonging to an oil board should know that.
You didn't mention BITOG did you?
Naw. She has a new jeep and I showed her how to change things like the seat belt to fit her better.Quote:
You didn't mention BITOG did you?
I also have a track bar bushing for it. I guess I'll save it for mine.
Did you use the opportunity?
To stare at her chest?
My guess, you might have been "too polite" and overlooked the obvious. Timing is everything.
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I don't get it. She goes out of her way to meet me then flakes.
Did you show her your PP . . . Pennzoil Platinum?
This is the funniest thread I've read in a while...thanks for the laugh, all.
Seriously, you've done all you can. A 'relationship', at any stage, is a two way street. If she cares at all, she should have the decency to call back, give you some indication of how she's feeling...NOT that I'm an expert, just an opinion....
Seriously, you've done all you can. A 'relationship', at any stage, is a two way street. If she cares at all, she should have the decency to call back, give you some indication of how she's feeling...NOT that I'm an expert, just an opinion....
It's as if she found out that Chris isn't as rich as he looks, she bailed. I know this used to happen to me, when I couldn't find that $100.
Yes, this is too funny. WE are not laughing AT you, we are laughing with you. I think.
Yes, this is too funny. WE are not laughing AT you, we are laughing with you. I think.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand women: before marriage and after marriage.
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Women don't need a sound rationale to do anything. They don't need an immutable life tenet to guide them. They don't need a "philosophy". They don't need a defensible position. They just do what they do and it all fits very neatly into their perception of "just right". If you've ever pressed one along the lines of "where do you get this (fill in the blank) attitude?" ...they'll just say "What's you point?". That which is counter to their take on it ...just doesn't exist ..or does ..but "So?".
It's not like they "get away with it" ..it's just that they don't integrate cause and effect in the same way that we do. It appears to vanish in some nebulous chaos fog that can appear and dissipate at any time. A very convenient characteristic.
Oh? You're willing to act normal now?
What do you mean? Are you saying that I was acting abnormal before?
It's not like they "get away with it" ..it's just that they don't integrate cause and effect in the same way that we do. It appears to vanish in some nebulous chaos fog that can appear and dissipate at any time. A very convenient characteristic.
Oh? You're willing to act normal now?
What do you mean? Are you saying that I was acting abnormal before?
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