About two deer-hunters.

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two STATISTICIANS go deer-hunting. The first one fires and it's 10feet to the left of the deer, then the second one fires, and his bullet was 10 feet to the right of the deer. They both jump up and down exclaiming, 'WE GOT HIM!!!'
 
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Funny, but any Statistician worth his salt knows the difference between the median, average and standard deviation.

The following I believe attributed to Sir Bernard Shaw is closer to the truth and is funnier: "there are lies, d*mn lies, and statistics"
 
Originally Posted By: CATERHAM
Funny, but any Statistician worth his salt knows the difference between the median, average and standard deviation.

The following I believe attributed to Sir Bernard Shaw is closer to the truth and is funnier: "there are lies, d*mn lies, and statistics"


Must you take the fun out of everything? This was funny!
 
When I was in college, I was told this by a professor

"Guys, (it was an engineering school and all males) be careful with numbers. Remember, put one hand on dry ice and the other in the fire; on average, you are comfortable"
 
I used to work for the local transportation agency and knew the methodology of the person who figured out how many buses to buy. If we were going to need fifty buses on the west side of town in the morning and fifty on the east side in the afternoon, he would plan to buy fifty to put downtown at lunchtime. I'm exaggerating a little, but not much.
 
Originally Posted By: tinmanSC
Originally Posted By: CATERHAM
Funny, but any Statistician worth his salt knows the difference between the median, average and standard deviation.

The following I believe attributed to Sir Bernard Shaw is closer to the truth and is funnier: "there are lies, d*mn lies, and statistics"


Must you take the fun out of everything? This was funny!


I take my humour very seriously!!
 
hay guys dont use those big words in front of me. it was all i could do to get out of high school. and ill bet iam the worst speller on this site.
 
Originally Posted By: morris
hay guys dont use those big words in front of me. it was all i could do to get out of high school. and ill bet iam the worst speller on this site.


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