Originally Posted By: GreeCguy
Originally Posted By: pandus13
ever heard about Snow-White and the 7 motorcycle dwarfs? with a vacation cabin on lake michigan?
No . . . . tell me more!
Not close enough to your black cat and the bob the mosquito chaser tractor story but here we go:
it start with mom with a big belly and dad not sleeping for 48 hours
so dad, covering a shift for someone at work, than a fake scare(no, baby decided not to come yet) than get home, clean and cook to keep preggo wife happy, then when to get to sleep dad hears "oops my water broke".
dad hopes in the car (oil just changed to semi-synth 5w30), gets wife and baby bag/hospital bag in ,drives 1.5 hours (SIL has to follow us, so 35 minutes drives becomes 1.5 hour)
than we wait for 12 hours (dad still awake), since baby and mama are "slow" , than all of a sudden in 1.5 hours "Little missy" is here. so 45 minutes of mom-daughter bonding time, than time to nap (for both).
dad let all the family clan know the great news, fields the ones trying to get to sleepy momma and is still awake.
Than they let us know "Little missy" is under ultraviolet for the next 24 hours for jaundice precaution.
since mom is recovering, then dad goes to stay with "Little missy" and because he passed the 48 hours of being awake, he start telling the story of Snow-White and the 7 biker dwarfs that have a small log cabin on the lake, which happen to be the michigan lake and wanders the forest close to us on custom bikes built after the mining for shinny stuff.
to this day i still don't know what else i said to "Little missy" and the 7 other kids in the neonatology room, but for some hours only one cryied. the rest listened to the story.