My wife and I went to the Denver Stock show and one of the first exhibit,
we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR. '
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said,
'He mated 50 times last year. '
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR. '
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ' WOW, that ' s more than twice a week!
You could learn a lot from him. '
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR. '
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs,
and said, ' That ' s once a day. You could REALLY learn something
from this one. '
I looked at her and said, ' Go over and ask him if it was
with the same old cow each time. '
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
and I should eventually make a full recovery
we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR. '
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said,
'He mated 50 times last year. '
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR. '
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ' WOW, that ' s more than twice a week!
You could learn a lot from him. '
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR. '
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs,
and said, ' That ' s once a day. You could REALLY learn something
from this one. '
I looked at her and said, ' Go over and ask him if it was
with the same old cow each time. '
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
and I should eventually make a full recovery
