Broken Engagement

[dwendt44]

Two Las Vegas showgirls are dressing for a performance when one notices that her friend is no longer wearing a flashy engagement ring. "What happened, Lily?" she asks. "Is the wedding off?" "Yeah," replies Lilly. "I saw him in a bathing suit last week and he looked so different without his wallet."

 

[Shannow]

Saw this on another board, regarding the stock market.

This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and i still have my wife.

 

[ARB1977]

Im sure youll see alot of that.