That's a major shock, jacky.
Jarlaxle: If I remember correctly, that can't be done here. They can ban you, but they don't delete accounts on request, and to the best of my knowledge, posts have to be deleted manually. Bulk deletion would seriously goof up old threads. We can already see how messed up threads get when a mod has to go in there and clean out a couple ridiculous posts. It would only be that much worse if your nearly 5,000 posts vanished all at once.
I don't know what your reasoning is, but I've enjoyed your posts.