A homeowner hired a painter to do a small job on his house. When the painter arrived it was evident his grasp of english was fragile. The owner gave him simple instructions to paint the green front door and the porch 'round back both with the light brown paint. He said he'd be gone for a few hours and left. When he returned he asked the painter if he was done and the man responded 'yes sir but that green porch 'round back was a BMW. BTW just scored three jugs of 5W-30 Maxlife for $7.17/ea ($6.50 after my discount) at local Lowes. no joke