No way friend...never happened. Got an unaltered recording to prove it in some way?
In my opinion....you aren't telling the truth...or were having delusions.
No, I don't have any kind of recording. I wish I did, truly.
But it doesn't bother me that you think I'm telling a lie. When all of this started happening, we were hesitant to share our experiences with anyone for fear they would react as you have. We figured others would either think we were crazy, seeking attention or just outright lying. But then some friends saw a few things, so we had witnesses.
Even so, others firmly believed we were making all this stuff up, so you get used to being called a liar, (or crazy, or delusional or any number of names and labels).
I'm a rational guy. I spent months trying to figure this thing out. Was somebody trying to play a trick on us or having fun with us? Was there some kind of "hidden" way into the house, (i.e. crawl space access to the house via the food pantry)? No there was not, and I made sure there was none.
On occasion, I drink a little beer, sometimes a shot or two of Johnny Walker. But I've never used any mind altering substances of any kind.
I know what I know and saw what I saw as did my wife and a few friends.
Interestingly, after we moved out, (it was a rental house), a lady and her son moved in after us. Months later, I ran into one of my old neighbors at the grocery store. We chatted and he told me the lady who moved in after us stayed there for one week and suddenly moved out. I'm pretty sure I know why.
There are always skeptics that will not accept what ie past their own perception, or ability. One even surfaced in this thread.