This was not me, but an employee of mine, still makes me laugh to this day though.
He asks his wife if she is okay driving his pickup for the day, so he can do some maintenance on her car. His wife says yes thats fine, so he takes the wifes car to the parts store and gets a bunch of stuff for it, brakes, oil, etc.
Its a beautiful day out so he parks in the driveway to enjoy the sun, jacks it up, removed the wheels and drain plug, and begins the maintenance.
A while later his wife comes out and is going to leave with their 2 kids to go get hair cuts, buy back to school clothes and stuff. She has his keys and says goodbye to him.
Then she realizes that her now apart car is in the driveway, on his side, thus blocking his truck in.
He automatically pulled up on his side of the driveway out of habit.
After some thought, he used the floor jack, and with his wife and kids help, they slowly got his pickup to the wifes side of the garage a bit at a time, and off she went.
Well come monday morning and he is telling us all about his weekend car work, we all had a great laugh.