I'm still trying to figure out if the guy is serious or not. Either way he spends waaaaay too much time in the "accent trim" section at Wal-Mart. Seriously, all he needs is a crown air freshener in the back deck, a "No Fear" or "Git 'er Done" sticker across the top of the windshield, a Cadillac wreath somewhere on the body, and a faux chrome "chain" vanity license plate wrap around, then he truly would represent every gaudy, tacky and offensive add on from the last twenty years.
I would also bet that his horn plays "La Cucuracha" but I started thinking that that was an upgrade that you couldn't simply superglue on, so naaaah....