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Females on Aircraft Carriers #5337826 02/01/20 01:06 AM
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Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters

in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.

While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised,

"Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males.

Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."

An the Admiral continued,

"Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, a Sailor from the flight deck crew

stood up in the crowd and inquired:

"How much for a season pass?"

God bless the Aviation boatswains mates.


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Re: Females on Aircraft Carriers [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #5337835 02/01/20 01:33 AM
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Re: Females on Aircraft Carriers [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #5337838 02/01/20 01:42 AM
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FWIW - forgot which carrier but about 20 - 25 years ago when one returned to home port San Diego, exactly 1/3 - 43 of 129 - were pregnant.

One of the first with female crew.

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Re: Females on Aircraft Carriers [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #5337881 02/01/20 04:55 AM
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I found a picture of a bunch of Aviation boatswains mates. I think the gal's are safe.

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Re: Females on Aircraft Carriers [Re: sloinker] #5337915 02/01/20 07:38 AM
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^^^^^^ In the Navy......

crackmeup Thanks for the haha.

Re: Females on Aircraft Carriers [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #5337928 02/01/20 08:03 AM
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Trying to understand how women volunteering to fight are a joke/ object.

Re: Females on Aircraft Carriers [Re: eljefino] #5338013 02/01/20 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by eljefino
Trying to understand how women volunteering to fight are a joke/ object.

I'm 100% with you on overall sentiment, but couldn't this joke could just as easily be interpreted as a shot at the men? (who are the main source of the problems if we're honest)


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Re: Females on Aircraft Carriers [Re: d00df00d] #5338017 02/01/20 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by d00df00d
I'm 100% with you on overall sentiment, but couldn't this joke could just as easily be interpreted as a shot at the men? (who are the main source of the problems if we're honest)

So you are saying the women have no self control or choice?

Guys, its just a joke, its in the humor section.


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Re: Females on Aircraft Carriers [Re: spasm3] #5338026 02/01/20 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by spasm3
Originally Posted by d00df00d

I'm 100% with you on overall sentiment, but couldn't this joke could just as easily be interpreted as a shot at the men? (who are the main source of the problems if we're honest)


So you are saying the women have no self control or choice?

I'm saying the men are far more likely to be the aggressors and to see women as targets than the other way around.

I thought that was one of the things the joke was getting at. It's why I found it funny, anyway. Figured I'd share that with eljefino in case he had missed it. shrug


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Re: Females on Aircraft Carriers [Re: eljefino] #5338035 02/01/20 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by eljefino
Trying to understand how women volunteering to fight are a joke/ object.


C’mon you guys!

The joke is this: the man wants to visit the female quarters often.

Simple as that.

Quit reading more into a joke than was presented. It was a joke. Posted in the humor section. It was about a man’s desire.

So, knock off the political interpretation/commentary.

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Re: Females on Aircraft Carriers [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #5338144 02/01/20 12:55 PM
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They are on Subs now. They had to do a lot of changes to give them separate qtrs and heads. Wonder how the men's wives feel about that?

Re: Females on Aircraft Carriers [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #5338187 02/01/20 01:46 PM
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LOL $50 do you remember when you were 20 something? No first time they get caught in the women's quarters should be a dishonorable discharge.


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Re: Females on Aircraft Carriers [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #5338250 02/01/20 03:41 PM
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Everyone is too sensitive nowadays it seems. I'm proud of all in the service whatever gender, preference, ethnicity, religion or lack thereof. Now back to insulting other branches of the service. Semper Paratus!


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Re: Females on Aircraft Carriers [Re: sloinker] #5338290 02/01/20 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by sloinker
Everyone is too sensitive nowadays it seems. I'm proud of all in the service whatever gender, preference, ethnicity, religion or lack thereof. Now back to insulting other branches of the service. Semper Paratus!



Speaking of Semper Paratus, a recent video from my old station.


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Re: Females on Aircraft Carriers [Re: sloinker] #5338297 02/01/20 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by sloinker
I found a picture of a bunch of Aviation boatswains mates. I think the gal's are safe.

In The American Navy, you allow native Indians & Dancing.
Respect.


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