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#4687825 - 03/07/18 05:16 PM Made the wife dry heave by......
ZZman Offline

Registered: 03/17/08
Posts: 5483
Loc: Michigan
It is often not hard to get her to do it if she sees or hears something gross. It makes me crack up.

So I was at the gym and I smelled a funny smell in the men's locker room. I came home and told the wife it smelled like parmesan cheese. She immediately started dry heaving and gagging. I now have two questions :
1. Should this be moved to the food and beverage section?
2. Why did it smell like parmesan cheese?
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#4687832 - 03/07/18 05:20 PM Re: Made the wife dry heave by...... [Re: ZZman]
NormanBuntz Offline

Registered: 07/27/13
Posts: 2018
Loc: Outer Banks, NC
The cheese odor likely came from someone's athletic shoes.
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#4687833 - 03/07/18 05:21 PM Re: Made the wife dry heave by...... [Re: ZZman]
JohnnyJohnson Offline

Registered: 10/22/09
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Loc: Wet side WA
Someone cut the cheese!
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#4687842 - 03/07/18 05:33 PM Re: Made the wife dry heave by...... [Re: ZZman]
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Registered: 03/02/13
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Did it make you hungry?
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#4687846 - 03/07/18 05:37 PM Re: Made the wife dry heave by...... [Re: ZZman]
ZeeOSix Offline

Registered: 07/22/10
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Loc: PNW
I'm having spaghetti tonight, with plenty of Parmesan cheese on top.
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#4687854 - 03/07/18 05:41 PM Re: Made the wife dry heave by...... [Re: ZZman]
SirTanon Offline

Registered: 06/23/14
Posts: 1983
Loc: Phoenix, Arizona - USA
If it wasn't made in Italy, it wasn't real parmesan.
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#4687863 - 03/07/18 05:48 PM Re: Made the wife dry heave by...... [Re: ZZman]
mk378 Offline

Registered: 09/27/15
Posts: 1331
Loc: USA
Someone mistook cheese for talcum powder.

#4687886 - 03/07/18 06:05 PM Re: Made the wife dry heave by...... [Re: ZZman]
E150GT Offline

Registered: 03/11/12
Posts: 1039
Loc: San Antonio, TX
I donít know but one time I walked into the office and it smelled like feet. A coworker had ordered a pizza.
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#4687897 - 03/07/18 06:14 PM Re: Made the wife dry heave by...... [Re: ZZman]
Linctex Offline

Registered: 12/31/16
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"In the scene where they are guided through a casualty collection point by a glider pilot the medic played by Giovanni Ribisi asks Pvt. Ryvan (played by Ed Burns) to smell a wounded soldier's wound. He says "Tell me if that leg smells like cheese" Can anyone tell me why he asked if it smelled like cheese?"

The smell of cheese is a sign of infection. The stronger the smell, the more sever the infection.

Like others have said it's a serious infection. At that point it would need to be surgically debrided along with antibiotics. Given the timeframe and their location, he'd probably be looking at amputation or death.

Fun Fact: in WWII the supply of penicillin was low, so they often gave soldiers para-aminohippurate (PAH) along with penicillin. PAH competes for the same transporters in the kidney to clear the body, so by giving PAH it takes up the transporters and lets penicillin circulate longer in the body thereby prolonging its effects. The more you know...
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#4688099 - 03/07/18 09:04 PM Re: Made the wife dry heave by...... [Re: ZZman]
WyrTwister Offline

Registered: 01/13/13
Posts: 1245
Loc: Texas
Can not see anything funney about this .
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#4688111 - 03/07/18 09:14 PM Re: Made the wife dry heave by...... [Re: ZZman]
vavavroom Offline

Registered: 10/31/17
Posts: 87
Loc: California
Microbes cause fermentation, of which hydrogen sulphide is a smelly byproduct. Cheese, rotten eggs, unwashed feet all stink thanks to microbe poop.

#4688224 - 03/07/18 11:32 PM Re: Made the wife dry heave by...... [Re: ZZman]
silverrat Offline

Registered: 01/09/09
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Loc: Ontario
What has this board become?
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#4688228 - 03/07/18 11:42 PM Re: Made the wife dry heave by...... [Re: silverrat]
spasm3 Offline

Registered: 05/30/10
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Loc: North Carolina
Originally Posted By: silverrat
What has this board become?

He has had enough of his political threads locked/deleted. I think he just posts stupid silly topics to mess with the board.
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#4688275 - 03/08/18 02:21 AM Re: Made the wife dry heave by...... [Re: ZZman]
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Registered: 12/12/02
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25 years ago when my wife realised that the "bacon cooking" smell coming from the back verandah was me burning warts off with a red hot paper clip.

#4688276 - 03/08/18 02:36 AM Re: Made the wife dry heave by...... [Re: silverrat]
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Registered: 02/09/15
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Loc: Slovenia
Originally Posted By: silverrat
What has this board become?

It become a board overflowed with political correctness...
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