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#4563589 - 11/04/17 05:32 AM Overly polite
Shannow Offline

Registered: 12/12/02
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Loc: 'Stralia
Invited to Sunday dinner.
As his wife was dishing the food up, she asked how many potatoes I would like.

One please

You can say what you like, you don't have to be polite.

OK, I'll have one thanks, you stupid cow...

#4563648 - 11/04/17 08:10 AM Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow]
gathermewool Offline

Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 5739
Loc: New England
This was very funny, bless your heart...
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#4563809 - 11/04/17 11:07 AM Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow]
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#4563861 - 11/04/17 11:51 AM Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow]
Kuato Offline

Registered: 10/23/05
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Now THAT one I actually laughed.
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#4563950 - 11/04/17 01:40 PM Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow]
Kruse Offline

Registered: 10/05/05
Posts: 4252
Loc: Kansas

A buddy of mine and myself went out for a bite to eat at a sit-down restaurant.
The place was busy and our server didn't get to us right away. When she arrived, she said "Sorry for the wait."
My buddy said "That's okay, I'm carry a few extra pounds myself."

I walked out. I don't mess around with people who prepare my food.

#4565546 - 11/06/17 05:59 AM Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow]
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Sorry, because I'm Canadian Canada

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#4567231 - 11/07/17 08:43 PM Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow]
andyd Offline

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My brother tells a bunch of those type of jokes. the tag line is always:and that is when the fight started.
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