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Overly polite #4563589
11/04/17 05:32 AM
11/04/17 05:32 AM
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Shannow Online content OP
Shannow  Online Content OP
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Invited to Sunday dinner.
As his wife was dishing the food up, she asked how many potatoes I would like.

One please

You can say what you like, you don't have to be polite.

OK, I'll have one thanks, you stupid cow...

Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow] #4563648
11/04/17 08:10 AM
11/04/17 08:10 AM
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This was very funny, bless your heart...


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Edge 0W-40 + FU filter
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Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow] #4563809
11/04/17 11:07 AM
11/04/17 11:07 AM
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Canada
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Canada
crazy


06 Lexus IS350- Wife
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Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow] #4563861
11/04/17 11:51 AM
11/04/17 11:51 AM
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Now THAT one I actually laughed.


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Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow] #4563950
11/04/17 01:40 PM
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Funny.

A buddy of mine and myself went out for a bite to eat at a sit-down restaurant.
The place was busy and our server didn't get to us right away. When she arrived, she said "Sorry for the wait."
My buddy said "That's okay, I'm carry a few extra pounds myself."

I walked out. I don't mess around with people who prepare my food.

Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow] #4565546
11/06/17 06:59 AM
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Ontario, Canada
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Sorry, because I'm Canadian Canada

LOL


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Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow] #4567231
11/07/17 09:43 PM
11/07/17 09:43 PM
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My brother tells a bunch of those type of jokes. the tag line is always:and that is when the fight started.


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