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#4563589 - 11/04/17 05:32 AM Overly polite
Shannow Offline

Registered: 12/12/02
Posts: 39858
Loc: 'Stralia
Invited to Sunday dinner.
As his wife was dishing the food up, she asked how many potatoes I would like.

One please

You can say what you like, you don't have to be polite.

OK, I'll have one thanks, you stupid cow...

#4563648 - 11/04/17 08:10 AM Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow]
gathermewool Offline

Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 5987
This was very funny, bless your heart...

#4563809 - 11/04/17 11:07 AM Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow]
Lolvoguy Offline

Registered: 02/06/14
Posts: 2333
Loc: Canada
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#4563861 - 11/04/17 11:51 AM Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow]
Kuato Offline

Registered: 10/23/05
Posts: 7094
Loc: Colorado
Now THAT one I actually laughed.
Thick vs Thin test: 15k / 43k miles complete

#4563950 - 11/04/17 01:40 PM Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow]
Kruse Offline

Registered: 10/05/05
Posts: 4294
Loc: Kansas

A buddy of mine and myself went out for a bite to eat at a sit-down restaurant.
The place was busy and our server didn't get to us right away. When she arrived, she said "Sorry for the wait."
My buddy said "That's okay, I'm carry a few extra pounds myself."

I walked out. I don't mess around with people who prepare my food.

#4565546 - 11/06/17 05:59 AM Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow]
StevieC Offline

Registered: 08/21/08
Posts: 17116
Loc: Ontario, Canada
Sorry, because I'm Canadian Canada

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#4567231 - 11/07/17 08:43 PM Re: Overly polite [Re: Shannow]
andyd Offline

Registered: 09/25/04
Posts: 7142
Loc: Marshfield , MA
My brother tells a bunch of those type of jokes. the tag line is always:and that is when the fight started.
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1994 Ranger ,the Rat, 5w30 dino, STP filter

'16 Camry SE, Valvoline HM 0w20 and OEM filter
Thick oil is better grin2