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Three women go down to Mexico #4483152
08/08/17 08:43 PM
08/08/17 08:43 PM
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KeithS_NW_Ohio Offline OP
KeithS_NW_Ohio  Offline OP
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Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.
They throw the switch and nothing happens. The executioners all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, Well, Im from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and Ill tell ya right now, yall aint gonna electrocute nobody if you dont plug this thing in.


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Re: Three women go down to Mexico [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4483250
08/08/17 11:33 PM
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I got a kick out of this, thank you. The very pregnant blonde wife just got to hear me tell her the joke and she responded by getting mad at me for soething I did earlier....thanks a lot.


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Re: Three women go down to Mexico [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4483310
08/09/17 04:46 AM
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There was one similar where 3rd up in the guillotine was an ME from Texas A&M who spotted the mechanical problem


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Re: Three women go down to Mexico [Re: TheKracken] #4486994
08/13/17 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted By: TheKracken
I got a kick out of this, thank you. The very pregnant blonde wife just got to hear me tell her the joke and she responded by getting mad at me for soething I did earlier....thanks a lot.
LOL, I found this anecdote to be far more satisfying than the OP's joke. cheers


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