You know you are in Redneck territory when??
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Originally Posted By: OtisBlkR1
I dont celibrate my country boy roots by calling myself a "redneck" but i am a country boy to the bone.
I think the term "white trash" is more fitting for some of your discriptions.
Exactly.. guess I'm a sophisticated country boy. There's 2 classifications of country people rednecks/white trash and then there are the others that have little to do with the prior.
I dont celibrate my country boy roots by calling myself a "redneck" but i am a country boy to the bone.
I think the term "white trash" is more fitting for some of your discriptions.
Exactly.. guess I'm a sophisticated country boy. There's 2 classifications of country people rednecks/white trash and then there are the others that have little to do with the prior.
A sophisticated redneck will have his tools arranged properly inside to outside and left or right side on the dinner table while he works on his chainsaw.
Favorite verb forms are "I seen......" and "I done...."
Toolboxes have "draws", heavy items are transported in a "wheel barrel".
Toolboxes have "draws", heavy items are transported in a "wheel barrel".
When alcoholic beverages are considered an essential nutrient for life, with VERY high daily requirements.
You know what? You know you are in redneck country when your car breaks down and people come up and help you, plus feed you, offer you one of those beers and send you on your way.
I have parked on the side of the road to hunt deer. I can't do it here, but I used to go outside to practice shooting. Where else are you going to hang the deer if not on the porch? Actually, most of the time I hung them in a barn, same as the steer, the lamb or the hog.
Once a deputy came by my office because shooting had been reported. I told him I could show him exactly where it was, a neighbor had set up a range out to about 400 yards. He looked, said, "Looks safe to me." and left.
I will tell you another thing about redneck country, you have many drive by shootings.
I have parked on the side of the road to hunt deer. I can't do it here, but I used to go outside to practice shooting. Where else are you going to hang the deer if not on the porch? Actually, most of the time I hung them in a barn, same as the steer, the lamb or the hog.
Once a deputy came by my office because shooting had been reported. I told him I could show him exactly where it was, a neighbor had set up a range out to about 400 yards. He looked, said, "Looks safe to me." and left.
I will tell you another thing about redneck country, you have many drive by shootings.
Our neighbors have several barns and animals on their property... but they live in a motorhome. There is no house.
Originally Posted By: TooManyWheels
Favorite verb forms are "I seen......" and "I done...."
Toolboxes have "draws", heavy items are transported in a "wheel barrel".
I'm pretty sure its pronounced "Whale Barra"
You go to the Piney woods of East Texas and even the Episcopalians handle snakes.
Favorite verb forms are "I seen......" and "I done...."
Toolboxes have "draws", heavy items are transported in a "wheel barrel".
I'm pretty sure its pronounced "Whale Barra"
You go to the Piney woods of East Texas and even the Episcopalians handle snakes.
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Originally Posted By: OtisBlkR1
Originally Posted By: Schmoe
....when too drunk to fish!
your never to drunk to fish....
This is true, but doesn't have anything to do with redneckedness. You can be too drunk to catch fish, but once you've decided to fish, the more drunk you become the more you are fishing.
Originally Posted By: Schmoe
....when too drunk to fish!
your never to drunk to fish....
This is true, but doesn't have anything to do with redneckedness. You can be too drunk to catch fish, but once you've decided to fish, the more drunk you become the more you are fishing.
Originally Posted By: jimbrewer
You go to the Piney woods of East Texas and even the Episcopalians handle snakes.
^^^Now THAT is funny!!!
You go to the Piney woods of East Texas and even the Episcopalians handle snakes.
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