I can’t see the bacon on yours though and we all know that
bacon makes everything better
Then comes along chatter box old man who has to write a book instead of just a comment. Sorry. Must be the result of me not being on any social media but here. I had nerve to brag about it once until I realized what I been doing here!
I like my bacon smothered in bacon! Got a great funny one. No judgement here because I been a bacon junkie for life.
I go in a Cracker Barrel, it can be 0400pm and I am ordering a breakfast just so I can get a bacon fix. We do not bring it in house because of course wife was a Hospital Dietician in the 70s when we got married. She gave that up to became a teacher. So, trying to please her , (Since so far she still wants to keep me alive) I only get bacon once in a while on pizza when the grandkids are here or once in a blue moon if we eat out.
Now for my funny, at least to me.
Anyone knows or eats at the
FIVE GUYS Hamburger joints? Well, after they have been around quite a while , already serving mountains of what is IMHO the greatest real and fresh fries on the planet. They try to push them on you with every order too. LoL. A small order could be the meal.... that is how much they serve you. Now a while back they added milk shakes to the menu.
The funny one that the wife and I got an absolute kick out of is the milk shake flavors they offer.

One is
BACON! They offer about ten flavors. I can't recall many of them because we are not planning to have one.
It is already near suicide eating there

. Monster beef patties (
if u dont order small, you get a burger n bun big as your face!) and those fries were already a bit much. Then they added the milk shakes. Woof. I eat lots of beef because it is very beneficial to my blood type but I avoid lots of the stuff those type places push. Last weekend we were in there and I figure out. HEY , just eat the meat and not the buns and especially none of the darn amazing fries that I never eat from any other place.