there should be a law to protect consumers from things like this...

[daemonite]

http://www.milextend.com/

"How is this done? The chip has been scientifically programmed by exposure to Tesla slab coils to emit biotransmitters, which are particles of information that is transmitted to the gasoline. The information contains prototypes of a very clean, pure gasoline that are replicated by contact with your gasoline. So your gas efficiency is increased, the fuel is cleaned and your entire fuel system operates more efficiently too. "

wow it tells the particles of gasoline to be more efficient through tesla coils, and all it really is, is a really thin strip of plastic you shove into your gas tank...that can break into smaller pieces!

why isnt there a law that prevents possibly damaging products to be sold?

 

[moribundman]

The product doesn't come with a protective tin foil car cover?

 

[kanling]

Well, there is a law that says you can't make false claims. If this product is for real (I mean if the web site is not a joke), I'm sure they will be called on it sooner or later.

There doesn't need to be a law on damaging products, that's what civil law suits are for.

 

[moribundman]

quote:

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there is a law that says you can't make false claims

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I must now arrest you.

 

[simple_gifts]

There should be a testimonial from B.S of Alexandria Virginia.

 

[LarryL]

Why don't you put two or three of these things in your gas tank. Imagine, only having to fill back up every month or so. With a price of only $99 this could be the bargin of the centruy. How could anyone pass this up. And it must be true. After all they have a Web site. And look at all the happy people that are already using one. Actually, $99 is a bit steep at Christimas time, I think I'll just stick my tally wacker in a light socket. It's cheaper and will acomplish the same thing.

 

[michaelc80]

There should be a law to protect us from people dumb enough to believe stuff like that!

 

[kingrob]

Tesla coils are cool in 50's B-movies. Not sure I want a plastic one in my gas tank.

 

[peterr]

This makes the marketers of PTFEs, Chlorinated Paraffins and stamped metal vortex generators look like Nobel Prize winning scientists by comparison. The description is so lame I wonder if anyone has ever bought it?

I mean marketing lame star trek science like "James T Kirk's Dilithium Crystals" to reverse the polarity of your gasoline to give your car Ion Drive power is more convincing.

At least when I looked at this site the counter was at about 1500. I have to figure that half of those were chuckling BITOGers.

 

[Fastride95]

Oh my, oh my, oh my!

This is the perfect addition to my electric supercharger, turbonator, magnetic rings around my fuel line, Dura-lube in my oil and my custom "N30 RU13Z" license plate!

'cuz when yer too dumb to apply practical science to practical problems then the most fantastical solution must be the answer!

Which is exactly the type of person that will buy this..

 

[Sid]

Has anyone emailed this douchebag and told him he's a douchebag?

 

[Tosh]

I ordered the truck version and broke it in half for use in two cars. I saved a bundle, so I guess the joke's on them.
Think of it as a $99 Microfiber towel. Or flood barb at essencepalace dot com (Barb's Paypal account) with polite queries as Mike has done. Ya'll are just jealous you didn't think of this first!

 

[eljefino]

I want to know what's to stop a refinery from buying one of those thus saving everyone down the line from needing one.

Also if it's an inch wide, it won't fit through the unleaded restrictor hole in every modern US car.

 

[MikeyG]

This is the reply to my comment from the company Mile-Xtend.

Hi Mike,

No, it's not ********. If you haven't tried it, you have no idea! But it's OK, Mike. We understand that the product sounds too good to be true. It is that good, and it is real.

We offer a full money-back guarantee if you don't get improved gas mileage with our product. Now how is that ********? We' re willing to put our own earnings on the line, even if some fool should lie about their results in order to get a freebie. That's ********? We've been called foolish on that account. But we are not cheaters.

Not everyone is receptive to this technology, and we realize that. But what are your alternatives? Keep forking over your hard-earned money to the big oil companies? What will people do when gas reaches $5 a gallon? Cough harder?

Thanks for your interest in our product. If you'd like to try the MILE-XTEND Gas Mileage Chip, we, and you, will be very glad you did.

Happy Thanksgiving to you!

Sincerely

BSalerno LLC

Look at his initials, coincidence?

 

[97f150]

I was always taught not to trust any product that needs any kind of testimonial to help promote it. These people offer a money back guarentee if it dosent work, but you drop it in your gas tank and I am sure they will want the defective product back. So where does that leave you? Forking over $300 or so to get a mechanic to drop your gas tank and fishing it out so you can get your $100 back, and being that you will have to pay for shipping that leaves you $280 in the hole. Some guarentee.

 

[XB70]

So...do you think it'll show up on Two Guys Garage?