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When we were out on a field training excercise in the Guard, in lieu of the usual Mermite can of scrambled eggs tinged green from the aluminum oxide of the can or the ever appetizing grey color of S.O.S., we would sometimes get a little box of cereal and a box of milk (irradiated milk?)

I could trade one box of Cocoa Puffs or Cap'n Crunch for like 4 boxes of Chex.

I like Chex....I should get some.
 
Originally Posted By: GreeCguy
You sir are like a man with one spoon and two bowls.


So would that mean I get to eat two different delicious bowls of cereal at the very same time?
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My wife wants to make one of these for my son's upcoming 6th birthday. My argument is it would be better for his 21st. If he drinks until he pukes it'll impress whatever girls or paramedics witness it.
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Originally Posted By: doitmyself
How can anyone deny that this modern single parent family is not enjoying some quality time coming up with a Fruity Pebbles culinary delight?

Look at that expression on the young boys face! I bet he's sayin "I wish I was at Hooters with Dad".

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This photograph screams a sad commentary on what America has become. Two generations of women working together to marginalize the male population. Look at the boy's face. He wants to be included. He wants to join in on the "fun." But despite his desire to be part of the moment, he's kept in the background, totally ignored by the two females. Even "Fred Flintson" is held at a distance while the two female "chemists" mix an evil batch of "Fruity Pebbles" with some unknown ingredient that is sure to empower them in some mysterious, man hating way. This picture has "danger" written all over it.
 
Originally Posted By: eljefino
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My wife wants to make one of these for my son's upcoming 6th birthday. My argument is it would be better for his 21st. If he drinks until he pukes it'll impress whatever girls or paramedics witness it.
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A "rainbow" desert? Need I say more?
 
Originally Posted By: aquariuscsm
Originally Posted By: GreeCguy
You sir are like a man with one spoon and two bowls.


So would that mean I get to eat two different delicious bowls of cereal at the very same time?
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"Delicious"? You're slipping MY friend. As I recall, your previous post mentioned the word "horrible" in reference to the blood sucking demonic charcter of the night who offers a "dark" cereal for consumption. Turn, my friend, turn!!! HEAD TO THE LIGHT!!!
 
Originally Posted By: Toy4x4


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Sir, I take exception with your China coco puff conspiracy theory and have no need for second amendment rights to arm myself with either rifle or shotgun as Tony the Tiger says "I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GREAT!"


Actually it is "I'm GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!"


Perhaps the Tony the Tiger who jumps out of your box emphasizes your "greatness," but my Tony is all about ME.
 
Note to all who enjoy "Cherrios." Back in my younger days when I was filled with a quest for adventure and discovery, I decided to conduct a tastebud experiment.

No doubt, you've seen the "Milkbone" dog treats in different flavors, each colored to match whatever so called flavor was advertised. I decided to eat several different colors to test if the colored treats actually tasted as advertised.

What I discovered is that regardless of color, all of them tasted exactly like Cheerios!!! Draw your own conclusions, my friends.
 
Originally Posted By: Patman
Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!
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Exactly Patman, exactly. A crazy rabbit, (read "breeding machine") whose purpose is to create yet another generation of innocent little mouths to feed. You're beginning to understand.
 
Originally Posted By: GreeCguy
Originally Posted By: Patman
Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!
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Exactly Patman, exactly. A crazy rabbit, (read "breeding machine") whose purpose is to create yet another generation of innocent little mouths to feed. You're beginning to understand.


Well, GreeCguy, it takes one to know one. Your plea to ostracize Fruity Pebbles still doesn't add up and I smell a conspiracy theory here against Michigan.

Might you be the one who tried to sneak that Man Eating Clam from Florida into Cheboygan???? Huh???? Sea Shell City ring a bell to you?
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Originally Posted By: GreeCguy
...a bowl of something totally American like Apple Jacks.


IMO Apple Jacks, Fruity Pebbles, etc are all junk food that shouldn't be eaten by children on a regular basis, especially as a substitute for breakfast.

IMO there should be a nutritional guideline on any food that is marketed toward children. Meal substitute should not have that much sugar in it.

Kids should be eating Top Ramen and finish the soup every morning. This will build up their characters and get them used to a humble life when they start college.
 
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Originally Posted By: PandaBear

Kids should be eating Top Ramen and finish the soup every morning. This will build up their characters and get them used to a humble life when they start college.


HILARIOUS! Many of us have done this!
 
Okay, this has to end before things start getting violent. The next thing you know, people will be mixing "Fruity Pebbles" with "Fruit Loops" and we ALL know what will happen next! The fabric of society will come unraveled as tricky rabbits start to cohabit with sugar crazed leprechauns. Exotic birds will fill the trees, loud mouth tigers will roam the streets, all of us will be driven to the point of insanity having gone "koo-koo for coco puffs." No one will be safe.

For the sake of humanity, let us return to the breakfast fare of our forefathers who lived long and prospered on wholesome, nourishing, totally healthy things like bacon, eggs, bacon, sausage and grits with red-eyed gravy and bacon.
 
Bump!

I hope no one minds me resurrecting this thread.

But i gotta tell you that i haven't laughed so hard since the moderators of honda tech ripped apart some poor kid who guaranteed that he could increase anyone's horse power by 10% by using sea foam.

Really good.


Originally Posted By: PandaBear
Kids should be eating Top Ramen and finish the soup every morning. This will build up their characters and get them used to a humble life when they start college.


Originally Posted By: SteveSRT8
HILARIOUS! Many of us have done this!



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By the way, i think ramen noodles got a bad rap. It's NOT simply a dish for poor people.

I was taught how to make an excellent stir fry with fresh ginger, garlic, meats, vegetables and nuts.

And when i toss the stir fry on ramen noodles it comes out fine. I've served it to people.

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Wheatabix, For The Win!

Actually, I prefer hot oatmeal, al-dente. But, it's probably genetically modified too, and horrible for me.
 
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