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Having given it a great deal of thought, I am bold to say to the bitog community that Fruity Pebbles is hands down the absolutely worst breakfast food ever invented for consumption by the human race. Consider -

The word "pebbles," when combined with something eaten causes mental anguish to a person with dential problems.

"Fruity" is a fitting description of anyone who would even remotely consider adding this insane mix to their breakfast fare.

The name itself implies a lack of concern for the thousands of mentally challenged individuals who live in institutions and is far from proper political correctness.

When consumed in large amounts, it turns your poo odd colors, which can be disturbing for various reasons, (like being compelled to look at your poo to begin with and then wonder about the colors).

With all of the above in mind, I think a government investigation should be launched funded exclusively by tax payer dollars to research what this multi-colored, politically incorrect brutal breakfast food is doing to our precious bodily fluids. I for one, would be in favor of such an investigation and will consider writing my congressman so we can chat over a bowl of something totally American like Apple Jacks.
 
Originally Posted By: Klutch9
Originally Posted By: GreeCguy
something totally American like Apple Jacks.


But they don't taste like apple!


You sir, obviously have never eaten jacks.
 
Originally Posted By: GreeCguy
You sir, obviously have never eaten jacks.

No, he's right. They taste nothing like apples. Just stick with corn flakes. A real American cereal.
 
Originally Posted By: JavierG
No, he's right. They taste nothing like apples. Just stick with corn flakes. A real American cereal.

Yet another example of insensative product labeling - to imply that people who eat good American corn grown right here in the good ole U S of A are "flakes" condemns an entire segment of our population who some see as creative yet others condemn as "left of center." We would be in the dark today if Thomas Edison had internalized more than this rather dull and unexciting cereal and been labeled by the label itself.
 
Originally Posted By: GreeCguy
I think a government investigation should be launched funded exclusively by tax payer dollars to research what this multi-colored, politically incorrect brutal breakfast food is doing to our precious bodily fluids. I for one, would be in favor of such an investigation and will consider writing my congressman so we can chat over a bowl of something totally American like Apple Jacks.


Why are you advocating big government to study this? Surely big cereal isnt gathering excessive profit from the sale of this product, and surely they have the best interest of the consumer in mind when they sell it. BTW, they just shut down the red dye #23 plant in Ohio that employed 10000 people, and opened a new one in China with fewer environmental regulations. All the plant workers are now on unemployment paid by you and I. Fortunately with the money saved by offshoring red dye #23, the evil cereal company can hire a new lobbyist to get the senator from Iowa to approve ultra fructose corn syrup to be classified as a natural, life-blessing food, and the USDA will put it on the food pyramid with fruity pebbles being a whole food and fed to underprivileged children getting government paid breakfast.

Youre an enabler!!!

Of course, because of the lack of studies and the obvious mental issues from this challenge, there are people lurking in every corner with stolen guns, just waiting to rob your wife and rape you. So you had better beware, and carry a shotgun in your backpack and a machine gun strapped to your leg, because that fruit pebble madman is just around the corner and if youre not armed, youre not safe.
 
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LOL to all this is funny

There is absolutely nothing funny about this whatsoever. To be startled at a mid-afternoon potty break by an oddly colored bowel movement is no laughing matter!
 
Lucky Charms also makes something else look like the rainbow if you eat too much of it. (You know sometimes when you were in college, cereal made a good quick breakfast, lunch, and supper some days!)
 
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Why are you advocating big government to study this? Surely big cereal isnt gathering excessive profit from the sale of this product, and surely they have the best interest of the consumer in mind when they sell it. BTW, they just shut down the red dye #23 plant in Ohio that employed 10000 people, and opened a new one in China with fewer environmental regulations. All the plant workers are now on unemployment paid by you and I. Fortunately with the money saved by offshoring red dye #23, the evil cereal company can hire a new lobbyist to get the senator from Iowa to approve ultra fructose corn syrup to be classified as a natural, life-blessing food, and the USDA will put it on the food pyramid with fruity pebbles being a whole food and fed to underprivileged children getting government paid breakfast.

Youre an enabler!!!

Of course, because of the lack of studies and the obvious mental issues from this challenge, there are people lurking in every corner with stolen guns, just waiting to rob your wife and rape you. So you had better beware, and carry a shotgun in your backpack and a machine gun strapped to your leg, because that fruit pebble madman is just around the corner and if youre not armed, youre not safe.


Sir, I take exception with your China coco puff conspiracy theory and have no need for second amendment rights to arm myself with either rifle or shotgun as Tony the Tiger says "I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GREAT!"
 
Originally Posted By: volk06
Lucky Charms also makes something else look like the rainbow if you eat too much of it. (You know sometimes when you were in college, cereal made a good quick breakfast, lunch, and supper some days!)


I can't help but note sir that you are from the cornbelt and wonder at your choice of breakfast, lunch and dinner fares. Apparently, your loyality is not to "Amber waves of grain" waving from "sea to shining sea," but instead to the "Emerald Isle" across the waves. Could it be, you sir, are a member of the IRA? Could it be that while in college your mind was filled with left leaning liberal ideas? Could it be that your "pot at the end of the rainbow" is in fact, shall I say it, ANARCHY! Warren Beaty, is that you? (By the way, I love "Bonnie and Clyde," but what were you thinking when you made "Reds"?
 
Originally Posted By: GreeCguy
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LOL to all this is funny

There is absolutely nothing funny about this whatsoever. To be startled at a mid-afternoon potty break by an oddly colored bowel movement is no laughing matter!


This cant be real.
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Originally Posted By: Trav
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It's very real my friend, very real. While we are somewhat anal about mixing different weights of oils and various brands of lubricants, we seem to have no problem mixing all manner of colored rocky sugar coated grains of some what dubious origin in our digestive tract. Could it be the odd winter weather we have all endured in the past several months has nothing to do with our carbon imprint but everything to do with internal wind. In a word, methane. So many brillant minds have been lead astray, blinded as it were by so called "fruity goodness."
 
On a "related" note:

"Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love... Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I — I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence" General Jack D. Ripper
 
Hilarious comments! Trajan deserves special mention!

We should not anything that is mashed, cooked, extruded, etc. Most boxed up stuff in the store is horrible garbage.

Want to feel better? Stick to the outer edge of the store and don't buy much or any packaged/processed stuff.
 
Originally Posted By: Trajan
On a "related" note:

"Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love... Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I — I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence" General Jack D. Ripper


In response to your feeble attempt to get us off topic, I must say, do I look all rancid and clotted? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. I suggest you start your own thread, otherwise, you'll have to answer to the Coca Cola company!
 
Originally Posted By: aquariuscsm
And my old fave Count Chocula is now NASTY!! They totally changed the formula and it tastes horrible
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Our friend from the southern end of the Lone Star State has stated yet another example of the obvious in a very hidden yet bold manner. A sphereical monochromatic sugary food THAT SUCKS THE LIFE BLOOD OUT OF THOSE WHO CONSUME IT! Yes, my friend, it does taste different to you now. It tastes different to you now because now you know, you understand. You've joined the ranks of those who see the "fangs" of corperate America draining away the joy of innocence and the thrill of discovery! You are on the right path. Keep marching my friend. Like Col. Kurtz, you have seen "the horror." Join us as we unite against the "snap, crackle, pop" of fat cats wishing only to pad their pockets with the sugar smacks of high profits while producing a low quality product that wreaks havoc in the lower intestine.
 
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