Originally Posted By: MrQuackers
Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When first we practise to deceive!
Don't forget he's an old pro and should be rather skilled at telling lies without getting caught. I wonder how he expected to get away with his tale in the long run, since his story involved many eyewitnesses. I think he may try to excuse his lie by claming to have gone down the rabbithole, to have been shellshocked and confused, being unable to separate real events from scenarios going through his mind at the time.
At least he doesn't half-tuck, he is rather a complete tucker.
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