Prostate Exam

[sentra]

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The Prostate Exam:

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test by the National Health Service, a guy decided to have this next test carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.

As he lay naked on his side on the table and the nurse began the examination.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection." said the nurse.



"I haven't got an erection," said the man.



"No, but I have," replied the nurse.

Moral: Don't have this procedure done in San Francisco!

 

[229]

Get your PSA bloodwork done long before the recommended age of fifty. I insisted on the test at 39 and was having surgical removal shortly after.

 

[Sierra048]

+1 on the annual exams. I've been getting physicals w/ blood work for 25 straight years. Prostate exams digitally (yep, you know what I mean) and with accompanying blood work. Last year was diagnosed with cancer, prostate 100% involved with possible encroachment into my bladder neck. Don't know why it wasn't detected a lot earlier. Living life is so much more important now. GITTER DONE!

 

[FL_Rob]

Ha HA.... you must go to the same doc I do!

(here's a clue)This post was a "joke post" , a funny, a laugh out loud, guys.

 

[renegade_987]

Originally Posted By: FL_Rob
Ha HA.... you must go to the same doc I do!

(here's a clue)This post was a "joke post" , a funny, a laugh out loud, guys.


+1

 

[dparm]

Agreed, early detection is the key. My father dodged a major bullet on that just last week.

 

[Michael_P]

As a wise old man (WWII vet) once told me. It's better to visit Dr. Jellyfinger than cancer to visit you.

 

[Bad_Robot]

Originally Posted By: FL_Rob
Ha HA.... you must go to the same doc I do!

(here's a clue)This post was a "joke post" , a funny, a laugh out loud, guys.


I am surprised you don't object to jokes that aren't engine oil related. After all, "this IS a motor oil website."

 

[mechtech2]

Originally Posted By: Mfrank84
+1 on the annual exams. I've been getting physicals w/ blood work for 25 straight years. Prostate exams digitally (yep, you know what I mean) and with accompanying blood work. Last year was diagnosed with cancer, prostate 100% involved with possible encroachment into my bladder neck. Don't know why it wasn't detected a lot earlier. Living life is so much more important now. GITTER DONE!


Why the +1? You just proved how inexact and innacurate they are.

 

[Bad_Robot]

I would like to make a joke about middle-aged and old men getting their oil checked every year, but I'm afraid of misinterpretation by some armchair psychologist.

 

[tomcat27]

Originally Posted By: Bad_Robot
Originally Posted By: FL_Rob
Ha HA.... you must go to the same doc I do!

(here's a clue)This post was a "joke post" , a funny, a laugh out loud, guys.


I am surprised you don't object to jokes that aren't engine oil related. After all, "this IS a motor oil website."

Technically there is some grease involved...