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HEADLINING FROM JAPAN:
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Toyota Motor Corporation accidentally stumbled upon perpetual motion this morning during the testing of their Octonuclear Moly technology, a product which has promised to redefine automotive lubricants as we know them. Japanese scientists, attempting to perfect the dose rate accidentally discovered that more than 10ppm of this revolutionary product would not only eliminate any and all friction between two surfaces but that it would then tear a hole in the space-time continuum, which resulted in Biff Tannon arriving unexpectedly at the event, and made worse by the fact he obviously did not speak Japanese. Repeated rapping of the scientists on the forehead with a fist cane created a great deal of confusion, as did the random outbursts of "Hello, McFly!".
This new formula is expected to entirely replace the antiquated trinuclear variety, a product much maligned due to its lack of being Japanese.
Originally intended to be Pentanuclear, the test runs of that variant kept resulting in bizarre emissions of goat heads so things were skipped ahead a fair ways to avoid any potentially similar results.
Like its predecessors, this product will be utilized in Toyota's flagship 0w-20 motor oil, which carries nothing other than the API SN designation but is recommended by numerous advocates for use in anything with an engine because it is, as they put it, "Awesome Sauce" and that's SCIENCE!
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Toyota Motor Corporation accidentally stumbled upon perpetual motion this morning during the testing of their Octonuclear Moly technology, a product which has promised to redefine automotive lubricants as we know them. Japanese scientists, attempting to perfect the dose rate accidentally discovered that more than 10ppm of this revolutionary product would not only eliminate any and all friction between two surfaces but that it would then tear a hole in the space-time continuum, which resulted in Biff Tannon arriving unexpectedly at the event, and made worse by the fact he obviously did not speak Japanese. Repeated rapping of the scientists on the forehead with a fist cane created a great deal of confusion, as did the random outbursts of "Hello, McFly!".
This new formula is expected to entirely replace the antiquated trinuclear variety, a product much maligned due to its lack of being Japanese.
Originally intended to be Pentanuclear, the test runs of that variant kept resulting in bizarre emissions of goat heads so things were skipped ahead a fair ways to avoid any potentially similar results.
Like its predecessors, this product will be utilized in Toyota's flagship 0w-20 motor oil, which carries nothing other than the API SN designation but is recommended by numerous advocates for use in anything with an engine because it is, as they put it, "Awesome Sauce" and that's SCIENCE!