If you could make a bumper sticker...

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Originally Posted By: spasm3
Illegitimi non carborundum

or

Noli pati a scelestis opprimi.


"Quando omni flunkus moritati"
 
"Wife and Dog Missing -- Reward for Dog"

I had one of these on my station car for a few years. Even my wife thought it was funny!
 
Few years ago someone got a magnetic bumper sticker and tossed it onto my bosses truck: "Hooker for hire--honk, I'm cheap".
 
Originally Posted By: propuckstopper
I'm looking for the perfect woman:
A nymphomaniac


Quoted for truth,as this is the PERFECT woman
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Originally Posted By: aquariuscsm
Originally Posted By: propuckstopper
I'm looking for the perfect woman:
A nymphomaniac


Quoted for truth,as this is the PERFECT woman
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Decades ago my friends who served in the Navy always said the traditional perfect Navy wife was a rich nymphomaniac who owned her own liquor store!

My Mom loved one in the 70's that said

"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children!"

I've seen several Cthullu fish in the last 4 years on cars.

My fave from the Cthullu for President campaign last election:

"No Lives Matter"
 
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Originally Posted By: Chris142
I don't put any bumper stickers that may trigger anyone on my junk.there is a certain party of people that will damage your car or accost you at a gas station if your bumper sticker goes against their beliefs.

Plus mine would get me a vacation from here again.
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That's why you put another bumper sticker right next to the one that ticks those people off that says "don't even think about it, I'm watching you"...
 
Originally Posted By: Chris142
I don't put any bumper stickers that may trigger anyone on my junk.


I also believe that there’s value in anonymity. If someone’s gonna get a bad case of road rage, you don’t want to attract him as his target of choice.
 
There was the bumper sticker that became popular during the rash of California freeway shootings:

"Keep honking, I'm reloading."
 
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