Oh no, not a bit. Hey, doesn't everybody have 37 quarts of Schaeffer's #703 in their garage? And everyone knows the stock numbers from an obscure oil company out of St. Louis, don't they?
Yea, and, at lunch, I went to AutoZone and was thrilled to find 4 quarts of German Castrol. And I loved asking the clerk if she had more 0W30 back there. "Well, there's 10 or 12 quarts right here sir." Uh..., there not German mam, you see right here .... She did let me look through 2 pallets of new oil in the stockroom. (I left before the cops arrived).
Oh, yes, I'm planning my life around trying to get by some AutoZone stores because I need 3 more quarts of German Castrol so I can try this stuff. Yes honey, I know that free maintenance is included with our new cars, but you see, as I've tried to explain it a hundred times before, this here new fangled oil is sooo much better. Here, just look at this UOA I just printed this morning.
And, yea, I did order 12 Mann filters last week. See, they're a bit better the the Hengst filters the dealer stocks.
Oh, yes, I let go of 18 UltraGuards from my shrine. Watched on the UPS tracking as they went from Greenville to Birmingham to Jackson to Mesquite as they safely made their way to another BITOG member.
Oh, and I met another BITOG member and his wife in a motel parking lot one evening to sell 4 cases of #703. Y'all know what I'm talking about, don't you?
Oh, you ask about the night I returned 53 quarts of Mobil 1, SJ to Wal*Mart. Hey, you see mam, I thought the new SL version was "dummed down", but it turns out that it's OK. Bob, you know Bob don't you, must have gotten a bad batch of Mobil 1 as they were going from SJ to SL, and from Tri-Syn to SuperSyn. Did you know they produced some SL rated Super Syn mam? Rare, that's for sure. Those were turbulent times, weren't they? Oh, thanks for the refund. As I get to my car, I think I heard the sirens.
Nooooooooo, my life and my oil is the same.