I'll start.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a drink and a mop."
...I'll see myself out.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a drink and a mop."
...I'll see myself out.
Got any funny one-liners?
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know
A guy walks into a bar. Boy, did his head hurt!
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Yes Dear....
Have you heard the one about the fence?
No?
You'll get over it.
No?
You'll get over it.
A Roman solder walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, don’t you mean a martini? The soldier says, if I wanted a double I would tell you.
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A termite walks into a pub and asks "Where is the bar tender?".
