Found: the perfect female passenger!!!

[obbop]

 

[dwendt44]

She can be VERY cooperative later in the evening, if you know what I mean.

 

[Camu Mahubah]

What a doll!

 

[MrCritical]

She looks a little stiff, might need a few drinks....

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

She's too tall & her head isn't flat...making it hard to rest your drink on her head.

 

[SKUNKY]

Bet she would make a great ex-wife!!!

 

[Oldmoparguy1]

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Where did you get that pic??

No one was supposed to see that!!!

Nevermind...............

 

[Al]

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No headaches..ever.

Doesn't talk too much, low maintenance. I should have considered it 38 years ago..J/K

 

[Pablo]

I got this in an email today. It might help:

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We recommend you to take two tablets once a day, after a meal. No, MegaDi* Pills do not cause any known adverse side effects. Women view men with a larger ---- size as being more saxually attractive and saxually capable. An overall larger ---- size also means a larger surface area, which stimulates more nerve endings, resulting in a more pleasurable experience for both you and your horse. A larger and more muscular ---- is also more of a natural, visual turn on for whomever.

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[GROUCHO MARX]

"She looks a little stiff, might need a few drinks...."
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And this IS a lubrication site!

 

[Oldmoparguy1]

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resulting in a more pleasurable experience for both you and your horse

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HORSE??? Pablo!!! What have you been doing??

 

[MarkC]

Well, this is Washington.

 

[obbop]

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And this IS a lubrication site!

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[Pablo]

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resulting in a more pleasurable experience for both you and your horse

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HORSE??? Pablo!!! What have you been doing??

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I guess that's why they call them horse pills

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[MrCritical]

I think Rigor Mortis may have set in.

 

[Oldmoparguy1]

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I think Rigor Mortis may have set in.

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I knew a girl like that. A real stiff...

 

[beanoil]

Wow, I really like her. I think I've got a chance! I just finished reading "Making Love for Dummies".

 

[Oldmoparguy1]

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Wow, I really like her. I think I've got a chance! I just finished reading "Making Love for Dummies".

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Don't you mean making love with dummies???

 

[beanoil]

How about a little audio background for that cruise... mannequin love song

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

"My Girlfriend is Inflatable" as sung to "Simply Irrestable" by Robert Palmer.